Hilarious. Also, it’s your use of good punctuation that made me want to read your blog.

And Jami’s spider story is too damn creepy. It makes me equal parts sad and scared. on the bright side, I think spider statistics are skewed. They probably take in information from both rural and urban environments, right? At least I keep telling myself that…

I sit in meetings all day and come back to that. That’s some cold shit.

Yeah, I signed up for OkCupid today with the intention of ditching POF as fast as possible. I’m already annoyed by this new one too, but at least the site design is nicer.

God, I am so disgusted right now. Thanks for deterring me from my afternoon snack.

I saw that episode the other night too.

I freaked out less about the spider crawling on me than the gecko that jumped on me Saturday. Roughneck thought that was a good laugh.

Get out of that water. It’s contaminated with douche and crossbreeding.

As for the spiders, remember that scary story about the girl who had a bump on her face and she couldn’t figure out what it was and it got bigger and bigger until one day — POP! — a kajillion baby spiders burst from the egg sac that the mama spider had LAID IN HER FACE.

IN HER FACE!

Think about that next time you get a pimple.

Ahahah! Numba’ one biatch, representin’. Holla.