I’m going to marry this man
31 08 2009Comments : Leave a Comment »
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Stay positive
27 08 2009I need to get out of this funk I’m in. This week has been so very stressful. You can see it on my face. Literally. I’m breaking out and I’ve got a set of Louis Vuitton’s under my eyes. I’ve been at work until 7:00 every night, that’s not helping. So what will? Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: banky, Douche, heartbreak my old friend, i'm an asshole, it's my blog and i'll bitch if i want to, life, MFEO, music, savannah, Space Cowboy, things i know better than to do but do anyway, why life annoys me
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Most appropriate search term EVER
25 08 2009I don’t really need to put any words with this. Take that, roofied girls. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: hilarious blog searches, only my life, why i need my own reality show
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Hello, welcome to my blog
24 08 2009For any new readers, I’m going to give you a glimpse into my head the best way I can…with shit that makes me laugh. Also, I’m tired and nothing funny or interesting happened today. So I’m phoning it in. Enjoy.
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Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang
24 08 2009Alright, ya’ll. This one is going to be big. I mean BIG. I’ve teamed up with Jami over at Date Wrecks to deliver my creepiest date yet. I know you’ve been waiting patiently, so here it is in all it’s wrecktastic glory.
The Zookeeper.

Yo, Indiana Jones called. He said, "Stop making my shit look gay! That's not what the whip is for!"

Seriously. SERIOUSLY.
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Tags: dating is hard, only my life, things i know better than to do but do anyway, things that scare me, why i need my own reality show
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