I’m going to marry this man

31 08 2009

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I have some “friends” they don’t know who I am. So I write quotations around the word friends. But I have a couple that have always been there for me.

31 08 2009

Ya’ll…I can quit this shit now. I did what I came to do. I will no longer speak ill of the interwebz. Read the rest of this entry »





The thief and the heartbreaker

30 08 2009

So I have to say, Friday was not as epic as I had hoped for. Read the rest of this entry »





Now you’re just fucking with me.

28 08 2009

Seriously?

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Stay positive

27 08 2009

I need to get out of this funk I’m in. This week has been so very stressful. You can see it on my face. Literally. I’m breaking out and I’ve got a set of Louis Vuitton’s under my eyes. I’ve been at work until 7:00 every night, that’s not helping. So what will? Read the rest of this entry »





Ummm, hello? Is anybody out there?

25 08 2009

I see you. I’m getting a huge surge in traffic (thank you Jami, love you!) and no comments. What gives?

I get really nervous when people search for my blog by name. I try very hard to keep it anonymous. Today I had one that was lower case and capital banky. If you’re my friend and you read this on a regular basis, you know the address or you bookmark that shit. Don’t stalk me. I don’t like it. Creepsters. Read the rest of this entry »





Most appropriate search term EVER

25 08 2009

I don’t really need to put any words with this. Take that, roofied girls.  Read the rest of this entry »





Hello, welcome to my blog

24 08 2009

For any new readers, I’m going to give you a glimpse into my head the best way I can…with shit that makes me laugh. Also, I’m tired and nothing funny or interesting happened today. So I’m phoning it in. Enjoy.

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Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang

24 08 2009

Alright, ya’ll. This one is going to be big. I mean BIG. I’ve teamed up with Jami over at Date Wrecks to deliver my creepiest date yet. I know you’ve been waiting patiently, so here it is in all it’s wrecktastic glory.

The Zookeeper.

Yo, Indiana Jones called. He said, "Stop making my shit look gay! That's not what the whip is for!"

Yo, Indiana Jones called. He said, "Stop making my shit look gay! That's not what the whip is for!"

Seriously. SERIOUSLY.

Seriously. SERIOUSLY.

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Paper wings

24 08 2009

Ok, only time I’m going to say it. Stop searching for roofied girls or any variation of roofied and end up here. There’s no other information on the internet about being roofied besides one fucking entry I wrote? Also, there have been four variations on searches for lowercases and capitals this week/end. What gives?

Ok, so…

I was super productive this weekend! Clean! Purge! Move on! I have much more to do, but the progress is amazing and I feel fantastic about it. I also read a book this weekend. The Manny. Martha gave it to me. It was a good, quick read. I liked it because the main character was in journalism. Really regretting not changing my major lately…

But, that’s ok. I networked this week, ya’ll! I went to the ATP or whatever they call it these days. Big Ass Tennis Tournament. BATT. My printer does the parking passes and brochures so he gets a box every year. I got to see Nadal and Roddick play. Great night. I really enjoyed it. Tennis is way more exciting live than on television. Nadal has the cutest little butt ever. He was wearing white shorts with white booty shorts underneath. Ahh, Europeans. Read the rest of this entry »








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