There’s really nowhere to go from here. I mean, the last two days have kept me giggling so much and so hard, my stomach hurts.

I got hysterical AGAIN today when I started thinking about yesterday so I texted Poprocks with “BUNNIES” in the middle of the day. Then I shared the picture with Kitty. She got totally giggly with me and we decided to send it to Banky.

Yes. I did. I am just that awesome.

We both sat and stared at my phone for what felt like hours until he replied. Just an “lol” and he asked where I found it. I told him I didn’t and Poprocks had made that for me. Haven’t heard from him since. Hehe. I really am an asshole. Between that and the mushroob…

Oh, and in case you’re wondering…and I know you are, yes. My ass is still vibrating. Although now I think it may be in my hip…whatever. Maybe if I actually sleep tonight, that will help.

Now…important things.

WHAT THE FUCK, BRAND NEW?!

Myspace was streaming the new Brand New album yesterday and today. I made it through once. Once was enough. I am sad, ya’ll. Deja Entendu was my favorite album in college. I wore that shit out. I would drive around listening to that. It was the precursor to Tennessee. I have been listening to them for over seven years now. All they’ve given me is three albums in that time. They’ve all been a little different, but I truly love them all. This Daisy bullshit? FUCK THAT NOISE. Jesse Lacey must’ve hit his head and confused himself with Dustin Kensrue because that shit sounds like Thrice or some other shitty screamo band. NOOOOOOOO. I am supposed to go see them in Detroit in a few weeks. Considering blowing it off and waiting for the Revival Tour to go up. Stupid Brand New. Stupid new sound. Jesseeeeeee….whyyyyyyyyyyy?

Oh….fuck YOU, universe. I just checked and Drag The River is NOT playing the Revival Tour in the D. Fuckity fuck fuck. They’re not playing Louisville either. I think Jon Snodgrass knows I will totally maul him if he comes anywhere near me. I just can’t get enough Drag The River lately.

Just realized tomorrow is my last day at work this week. Friday I am off so I can drive across the damn state for Clark’s wedding. It’s going to be so much fun. It’s the first wedding I’ve been in as an adult. Most of my friends have banned me because of my tattoos. Hehe. That’s one way to get out of wearing ugly bridesmaid dresses.

I was going through facebook photos tonight and realized there are a lot…I mean A LOT of them (read: 11) where I am trashed and wearing someone’s hat. So I made an album celebrating my total doucheness. I think I amuse myself more than anyone else ever could.

Here it is midnight and I was going to go to bed “early” tonight. For me, technically it still is…

God. I feel like this whole blog was pointless. How do you follow up the beginning of my week? All I’ve done is work, come home and do freelance and try and figure out why it feels like there is an electronic pulse in my ass. I’ll probably be MIA until after the wedding. I’m sure that will spawn some excellent tales involving a drunken Space Cowboy and Halpert. So, until that happens…um…go through my blogroll. It is full of awesomeness.