I’m the type of girl who has business cards printed up with the title “Professional Asshole.” I’m always honest, always loyal, and more often than not…hilarious. Usually at my own expense.
I am a music snob. I love music. I don’t claim to have the best taste, or the most knowledge. I do know I can make a killer playlist.
I am addicted to lip gloss, eye shadow and shoes. I can’t help it. I love color and I seek it out whenever possible.
I could probably live on nothing but chips and guacamole, cheez-its, lemonheads and pink grapefruit. Oh, and Belvedere and tonics with extra lime. Jameson and ginger ale is also acceptable.
I still really kind of want a unicorn. Seriously. How awesome would that be?
I don’t think I have an accent, but I say pillow and milk with an “e” sound.
The steel pedal guitar can turn me into a puddle if done right, I’m looking at you Todd Beene. The ocean, harmonica and bagpipes are other sounds that cause physical reactions in me.
I hate the word “panties” more than anything. It sends shivers down my spine. Unfortunately I also really dislike the word, “moist.” This is my life.
I can be contacted at lowercasesandcapitals@live.com
The quiet things that no one ever knows?
You’re the first person to get that.
It’s because I’m awesome. Or that I like Brand New and lyrics.
I think you’re awesome so far. Really. I hope you enjoy mine from time to time. I feel like my blog is a long-winded version of yours. That’s just me, I analyze the hell out of everything. Therefore, I really appreciate your blog. yay
I’m following (if that matters).
Thank you so much.
I think your blog and my blog are similar, you are very insightful and I love the way you work through things. Overanalyzing is fun! 