Characters

Banky – Not really my ex, but not really not my ex. Great dude, shitty boyfriend.
Ben Nichols – This is not an alias. I love this man and his music and you should too.
Big Z – Manfred’s BFF and official destroyer of cases of PBR.
Button – Clark’s daughter and love of my life.
Cha Cha – My sister, Dinga’s, long suffering on and off boyfriend.
Chi-town – The most beautiful, kind and generous soul I’ve ever met. We should all aspire to be more like this girl.
Charlie – My only other ex boyfriend who spent years chasing me until I was actually available. Idiot.
Clark – My little brother and father of my favorite children in the universe.
Douche McGee – The man who made me what I am and my ex-boyfriend.
Frathole – Totoro’s sort of boyfriend. I guess. Whatever.
Guam – There’s no good way to describe him other than a boy I have always loved in some shape or form. And I always will.
Halpert – Another good guy friend from college and my future sugar daddy.
HC – A boy I met early in college who has been asking me to marry him since the day we met. I hate him.
Hobnobs – What could have been disaster, averted.
Jami – Ms. Date Wrecks herself. My long lost twin sister.
J-Bear – The sweetest dude in the history of dudedom.
Jenny Jones – Boss lady.
Kitty – My work BFF. She keeps me sane and cracks me up.
Louisville – The boy I met during the epic Lucero weekend.
Martha – My freelance BFF. She designs the shit I’m too lazy to do myself. And we make things together.
MFEO – Everyone needs a nerdy, emo BFF who loves the same weird shit you do. And Cheetos.
NayNay – My ex-work friend who is the epitome of grace with just a touch of blonde.
Nola – My soul sister. My BFF. My hetero life mate.
Pope B – One of my oldest friends and original drinking buddy.
Poprocks – My BFF for reasons we have yet to discover. Besides the obvious. And wayward genitalia.
Ruby Soho – My sister from another mister.
Savannah – My serious and silly BFF.
Scotsman/Manfred – My boyfran. I love him like I love pink grapefruit. And foxes. That’s a lot.
Seesters – There are two, Totoro (the middle one) and Dinga (the baby).
Space Cowboy – The one I can always count on and love unconditionally. He is entirely too good for me.
The BNB – The Bad News Bear. Possible love of my life, possible “Charlie Nicholson.”
The Kids – J&A. Our adorable little couple friends that I can’t live without.
Three Man – An old friend through Nola, who has given me some of the best night of my life. If only I could recall them.
Toast – The first guy I tried to date since Douche McGee. It went down in spectacular flames. But I think we’re cool.
Vampire – A boy I love very dearly as a friend.
Wifey – The one who knows all my secrets. Well…most.
Woodership Down – Me, but nicer and with boy parts. My music buddy.
Updated 8/26/10

8 responses

1 03 2010
youknowtheoneguy

I’m oddly tempted to make my own Characters page. Also, if you are ever in Atlanta when I’m in Atlanta we will have to do some serious shenanigans the likes of which will get me onto this page. ^__^

1 03 2010
lowercasesandcapitals

This is in DESPERATE need of an update. And…duh. ;) I promised to come visit soon. You will be on the list.

1 03 2010
youknowtheoneguy

Yay on all accounts!

10 05 2010
Jenna

This is awesome. Does everyone really have a nickname? If so, they should feel really special. I barely have one, myself.
…So far, you are the only person who has kept my continued interest, besides my best friends blog. Thought you’d like to know :)

10 05 2010
lowercasesandcapitals

This page is sooo out of date, but yes. I started this blog under the impression I could blog anonymously. Most of the people who read this blog know me anyway, so I am thinking about dropping that. But yes, most of these are real life nicknames. And I’m glad you find this mess interesting. Thanks. :)

22 07 2010
Mortgage New Refinance York

This page is sooo out of date, but yes. I started this blog under the impression I could blog anonymously. Most of the people who read this blog know me anyway, so I am thinking about dropping that. But yes, most of these are real life nicknames. And I’m glad you find this mess interesting. Thanks.
+1

20 09 2010
K

Just saw this too. Thank you. ♥

12 11 2010
Tinderno

This is great. I could read pages of your characters.

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