Put your right hand on my heart

22 06 2010

I need a new car. I’ve almost been hit (one time it was sort of my fault but mostly it was the guy being an asshole) three times in the past 24 hours. I don’t know if my car is too little, the color blends in with the rainy weather or what. But I am scared. The woman that almost merged into me this morning was putting on her mascara instead of looking to see if there was anyone in the left lane. Fucking Ohio drivers. Read the rest of this entry »





If the road to hell’s been paved with good intentions, then let these be bad.

16 02 2010

I’m dyyyyyyyyyyying. DYYYYYYYING!!! Read the rest of this entry »





I could care less about you

30 01 2010

I am too old to stay out until 3:00am. Read the rest of this entry »





Looks like you’re leaving. Sounds like you’re gone

19 01 2010

This will be short, the melatonin is kicking in. Read the rest of this entry »





If I’m leaving with a broken heart, you’re leaving with a bloody nose

9 11 2009

I have things to say!! Read the rest of this entry »





I am a vampire

21 10 2009

I have this horrible habit of overthinking things. Read the rest of this entry »





There’s no finer mess to be found

11 10 2009

I’ve been kind of MIA this week. Sorry. I’m just so fucking exhausted. Read the rest of this entry »





Of up and coming monarchs

8 10 2009

Welcome. You’re reading the blog of a champion. Read the rest of this entry »





It’s all the same to me

1 10 2009

I managed to do nothing at work today. Read the rest of this entry »





Godamnit girl, truly, godamn.

29 09 2009

So I promised ya’ll Cory Branan would bring some good stories, right? As per usual, the man did not disappoint. Read the rest of this entry »








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