On Saturday I had a HUGE spike in readership. 212. Sunday? 16. I usually average between 30-40. What gives, ya’ll? Read the rest of this entry »
So sad and lonely for being only a little girl
7 12 2009Comments : 4 Comments »
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And if music was the food of love then I’d be a fat romantic slob. Well music, it’s my substitute for love.
3 12 2009What does it mean when a dude says “we should talk more”?
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Tags: confused, dating is hard, falling is like this, things that make me stabby
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“Why are you so far away?” she said “Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you, that I’m in love with you”
19 11 2009I am possibly giving up an episode of True Blood to write this. So ya’ll better be reading. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: boys, chi-town, dating is hard, happy happy happy, heartbreak my old friend, perfect days, roadtrips, things i know better than to do but do anyway, things that make me sad, things that make me smile, things that scare me, why life annoys me
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When I am thirsty, you are the fountain. In the face of danger, I’m unafraid. As long as you’re here.
27 10 2009Soooo. I registered for the GRE today. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: banky, boys, dating is hard, i'm tired, i've got a crush on you, the future freaks me out, things that scare me, whiskey
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If you’re not sure who you are, you’re not alone. If you’re not sure what you want, you’re not alone.
22 10 2009Sometimes they just write themselves. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: banky, ben nichols, boys, dating is hard, heartbreak my old friend, hilarious blog searches, i can't believe they still pay me to work there, i'm an asshole, i've got a crush on you, things i hate, things i know better than to do but do anyway, why life annoys me, wifey
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I am a vampire
21 10 2009I have this horrible habit of overthinking things. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: banky, BNB, chi-town, dating is hard, friends, i'm tired, i've got a crush on you, moneen, phoning it in, poprocks, savannah, secrets, Space Cowboy, the future freaks me out, wifey
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469 words
12 10 2009And the words they come slowly. You flood my mind with memory… Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: all this and a paycheck too, banky, cory branan, dating is hard, homesick, i've got a crush on you, life, sufjan stevens, toast
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Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang
24 08 2009Alright, ya’ll. This one is going to be big. I mean BIG. I’ve teamed up with Jami over at Date Wrecks to deliver my creepiest date yet. I know you’ve been waiting patiently, so here it is in all it’s wrecktastic glory.
The Zookeeper.

Yo, Indiana Jones called. He said, "Stop making my shit look gay! That's not what the whip is for!"

Seriously. SERIOUSLY.
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Tags: dating is hard, only my life, things i know better than to do but do anyway, things that scare me, why i need my own reality show
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