Tequila has made me realize I love my man more than I thought was even possible. Wait, what? What’s this crazy bitch on about now? Well, I have a story for ya’ll. Gather round, kids. Read the rest of this entry »
Tequila: A Love Story
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Tags: boyfriend, domestic bliss, drinking is bad ya'll, scotsman, you can't make this shit up
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I was in love with the place in my mind
10 01 2010Alright, let’s get this over with. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: adventures, angry, bad ideas, chi-town, drinking is bad ya'll, i hate my job, rabbits, sufjan stevens, too long, vacation all i ever wanted
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Next year for Christmas…I’m going on vacation. Alone.
27 12 2009Still alive. Just really, really tired. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: banky, drinking is bad ya'll, martha, nola, Space Cowboy, things i know better than to do but do anyway, words
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Dear US Department of State
18 12 2009Hey creepsters, stop reading my blog! Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: drinking is bad ya'll, happy happy happy, i can't believe they still pay me to work there, nola, readers, ridiculous, why life annoys me
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Thanksgiving Eve – Pt. 2
2 12 2009I can’t sleep. I haven’t slept in days.
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Tags: banky, chi-town, drinking is bad ya'll, i'm tired, life, minor annoyances, music, nola, rambling stories about nothing, things i know better than to do but do anyway, totoro
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Thanksgiving Eve – Pt. 1
30 11 2009Shit, ya’ll. SHIT. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: banky, bullshit, bye bye dignity, drinking is bad ya'll, family, i'm an idiot, only my life, things i know better than to do but do anyway, totoro, why i need my own reality show, you can't make this shit up
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Tasteless and obscene
12 11 2009That’s what Jerry Falwell thinks of me anyway. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: bye bye dignity, drinking is bad ya'll, i can't believe they still pay me to work there, i have no shame, i'm an asshole, i'm easily amused, tales of karaoke, tasteless and obscene, things i know better than to do but do anyway, why i need my own reality show
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The Wedding – Part 1
22 09 2009Oh my. Where do I even start? I guess the beginning, huh? Friday. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: banky, boys, Clark, drinking is bad ya'll, friends, Halpert, happy happy happy, only my life, Space Cowboy, the wedding weekend, truck bomb, why i need my own reality show
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Awake…again
18 09 2009Banky is upstairs snoring like a fucking lumberjack. It’s not even close to my bedtime yet. I haven’t been going to bed until 2:00ish due to working late and freelance. I’m not even tired yet. I do have a headache though. Damn you, Miller High Life… Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: banky, Clark, drinking is bad ya'll, nola, ruby soho, Space Cowboy
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I woke up today and felt for my age for the first time in both my mind and body.
13 09 2009I am so very tired. I took a long nap today and I still feel like I could sleep for a week. My back hurts too. I am an old lady.
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