Seriously. Gross.

DO NOT BUY.

And I just realized it’s caffeine free. WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT IS THE POINT??

I’m sorry, ya’ll. I am Irish as fuck. I like potatoes, Guinness and BLACK FUCKING TEA. If I can see the bottom of my mug, it ain’t strong enough. Black like my heart. THAT IS TEA. Fuck you hipsters and your faux tea. Ugh.

Wondering who pissed in my Wheaties today? Tulane. I got an email yesterday afternoon after NO COMMUNICATION AT ALL denying me. Best part? They copied all of the applicants that got turned down. CC’ed NOT BCC’ed. Classy.

I was very upset about it yesterday. I thought I was ok, and then my heart slowly started to break. I just can’t believe all that stress and work and MATH was for nothing. Le sigh. It’s not my time yet. NOLA waits another year. Now, excuse me. I have to go find some black tea with caffeine.