If you are here looking about information about being roofied, or how to roofie someone, or what color your puke turns if you’ve been roofied, GO ELSEWHERE.

I may or may not have been roofied and wrote a humorous account of it here. Ever since, I get hit every day by people searching for the weirdest shit regarding roofies. I am sick of it. I’m about to change the fucking name of that entry. I will tell you this, having a blog and reading your search results really gives you insight as to how fucked up people are.

Para example:

NINETY SEVEN.

Also on the list:

1. Girl Roofied
2. day after being roofied
3. green puke, roofied?
4. i got roofied
5. roofied story
6. roofied drink
7. i was roofied + story
8. girl who got roofied
9. roofied girl fucked
10. got roofied can’t stop vomiting
11. orange pee after roofies
12. how to talk about being roofied
13. he got roofied means?
14. girlfriend was roofied came home crying
15. i was roofied who do i call (ghostbusters?)
16. girls who like being roofied
17. when you get roofied do you fall asleep?

For fucking real. People, stop roofing each other and go outside. Fuck. I am disturbed. And that’s not even the best of the blog searches, just the ones pertaining to roofies.

Anyway, I know this will actually probably lead to MORE roofie searches, but sometimes a girl has to rant.

Baseball game tonight with boyfriend, and L-ville friends. No roofies, though. Maybe a hot dog. Definitely some hot nuts. Godamn I love baseball season.

UPDATES:

I’m going to add searches that are popping up that weren’t covered before as I find them. My logic was correct. This shit lead to even MORE roofies traffic. Hopefully it clears shit up for people. NOT AN EXPERT.

1. what are some roofies stories
2. roofied hot dog (SERIOUSLY???)
3. good roofies
4. what color is your puke on roofies
5. hot girl fucked after being given a roof
6. what are some roofies stories
7. roofie stories
8. sick after roofie
9. do roofies turn beer green
10. girl on roofies
11. how to stop using roofies (may I suggest therapy?)
12. roofies and girls
13. roofie puke
14. how to roofie someone
15. what does getting roofied mean
16. girls getting roofies and fucked
17. how to make roofie tea
18. real life roofies stories
19. what color are roofies
20. cure for roofies
21. roofies doofies
22. girls roofied and fucked
23. fucked with roofies
24. roofies
25. what does i just got roofied mean
26. throwing up the morning after getting roofied
27. cure hangover with roofies
28. vomiting after roofied
29. what color is a roofie
30. roofies throw up look like
31. roofies vomiting
32. what does roofy mean
33. orange pee rufies
34. pukeing roofie
35. roofie fucked girls
36. still feel sick after roofies
37. vomit roofies
38. what to do if my friend is roofied
39. roofied and vomiting
40. real life stories: roofies
41. morning after roofies
42. girls that like roofies
43. did my boyfriend put roofies
44. roofied naked
45. do roofies make you vomit (YES)
46. fucking a girl that had been roofied
47. watching someone passout is weird (sort of related?)
48. what color is roofied puke
49. urine color roofies
50. cure to the morning after being roofied
51. roofied cure
52. roofied by a girl
53. can i prepare roofies
54. are roofies real