Nothing to see, move along to the next trainwreck

18 12 2010

I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve checked in here.

Things are at their usual level of tolerable insanity.

I am now a redhead as of this evening and I am having a reeeeeeally hard time dealing with THAT decision.

I got my hair cut for the first time in MONTHS today due to my usual state of poverty. Thanks to a few months of living like a nun, shuffling things around and a promotion, I could afford Christmas presents and a hair cut! Yay! I LOVE the girl who does my hair, but when you tell me you’r going to trim it an inch and fix my bangs that have totally grown out, I expect to still have all of my hair. She cut A LOT of it and actually CUT it, not just a trim, but a full on style. So I was a little on edge about that.

So I stopped by Ulta to pick a few things up and I’ve been toying with the idea of changing my hair color. I found a picture of me from the transition from black back to blonde and it was this lovely shade of auburn. Just red enough without being over the top. That was April of 2009. The red has stayed with me since. My naturally tendency is to ginge out a bit. So I thought I’d embrace it. It’s been since…lord only knows…when I got my hair highlighted last and I’m sick of the blonde. Or so I thought.

So I asked my stylist and she told me she was glad to seem me accepting my natural red tendencies and to buy L’Oreal at the store and I’d be fine.

Friends, it’s been YEARS since I dyed my own hair. I’m apparently out of practice. I missed a few spots underneath, I think Manfred is freaked out by it and oh holy hell is it RED, not auburn.

So I’m arguing with myself about going and getting more dye tonight/tomorrow and redoing it before I go to Martha’s daughter’s first birthday party WHERE I WILL SEE ALL OF MY FRIENDS.

My phone says it is currently 4 degrees outside. Sooo I guess I’ll wait until tomorrow to deal with this calamity.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have xanax and Fraggle Rock is on Netflix instant!





No words. Just angry.

10 05 2010

I may have broken my fucking ankle. Or I guess, to be more specific, I may have chipped the bone on my ankle. Read the rest of this entry »





Goddamnit anyway

13 12 2009

So I was getting ready to close up shop and go to bed, ignoring my promise to write. I pull up my sleep playlist and the first song that comes on is the one from which this blog takes its name. Damnit. Read the rest of this entry »





Thanksgiving Eve – Pt. 1

30 11 2009

Shit, ya’ll. SHIT. Read the rest of this entry »





This is Halloween

2 11 2009

I’m surprised I woke up this morning. I thought one of them would have killed me in my sleep for sure. Read the rest of this entry »





Can you math?

17 09 2009

I am currently watching the most gorgeous sunset from Banky’s living room. Read the rest of this entry »





Awkward: Pronunciation: \ˈȯ-kwərd\ :a : lacking social grace and assurance b : causing embarrassment

15 09 2009

Sometimes the awesomeness of being me totally overwhelms me. Is being awkward awesome? Oh. Yes. Read the rest of this entry »





Now you’re just fucking with me.

28 08 2009

Seriously?

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6 08 2009

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Monkey turtle bird – aka I like mojitos…with blueberries

1 08 2009

So I drank a very large mojito. I mean a pint glass full of mojito and smoked a lot of hookah. I apologize for any misspellings that occur. I’m slightly buzzed.

I hung out at the place my sister works tonight for awhile and people watched at the bar. The bartender happens to be one of my favorite people in the world. We’ll call him Sweet Pea, because he just is. I walk in and he sees me and I get a big smile and then…”Your hair is blonde!” I forgot it was dark the last time I was up here. Then I got a big hug and an “I’m so happy you’re here!” He’s one of those people who says things like that and means them 100%. I adore him.

I texted another mutual friend of ours, The Ninja, and asked him to come hang out. He did and we just sat and listened to this craqzy guy at the bar. It was all sorts of awesome. He came back to Totoro’s with us to smoke hookah (pink lemonade, yum!) and make fun of me for…well…being me. Totoro made me Pokemon mac and cheese and he mocked the new Pokemon and I ended up calling him a monkey turtle bird and threatening to break the other side of his jaw. He has a metal plate in the one side. He’s part robot. ROBONINJA!

Totoro and I got up early today and went to Nordstrom and I found a dress. A $300 dress. I am wearing that shit every day for a year. Seriously. What the fuck is it made out of that it needs to cost that much? We went to Nordstrom Rack after and I found cute shoes. Not for the dress or the wedding, just because I wanted them.

The rest of the day I spent trying to read Blood Meridian and napping. That book makes me tired. It’s not an easy read. BNB said it took him a week or two to read. I feel like it’s going to take me a lifetime. I like it though. I listened to Last Pale Light In The West the whole time. Then Totoro’s neighbor decided to build the entire Ikea catalog or the Taj Mahal or something.

It’s not even 1:00am and I am exhausted. I slept in and slept most of the day. There is something wrong with me, or I really am getting old. I’m going to try and read now. I give it ten minutes.








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