I guess it was my birthday party. It was at my mom’s house. We were cooking out and everyone was in the yard. MFEO and Wifey were there. So was Wifey’s mom. I THINK Savannah was there. So was the Crush.

We were in the kitchen talking to my mom about the “woman who is in love with him” and how she wants to know more about us. Apparently he’s close to my family. Then we’re outside and he’s standing at the grill between my yard and Wifey’s yard. He picks me up and starts throwing me up in the air like you do to little kids.

I look over and The Situation is standing in the space in between the yards throwing a football to someone, but one of his arms is cut off in the middle of his forearm. I think this is an odd place for an amputation and then I see little pieces that make me think it’s just green screened out and I realize I’m watching him on tv. But he’s there. He’s filming maybe?

Apparently there was a very loud clap of thunder last night. Storms make me nervous, but if I’m asleep I can usually stay asleep or get back to sleep quickly. Boyfriend woke up and made a comment about loudest thunder ever and asked if I heard it. I apparently mumbled “yeah”. I have no recollection of this.

Moral of this strange story? Apparently I am sleeping very well and my subconscious is a terrifying place.