You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

1 09 2010

So this morning I was very rudely awakened by my cat. I caught her mid-leap heading towards my face. Normally she is the most furry, purry, docile kitten to ever grace the earth. From the hours of 5:00 – 7:00 am she turns into a crazy, bloodthirsty demon cat. One of the most disturbing things she does is  race up my bed/body at 100mph to bat at invisible things on the wall behind my head.

After waking up like that, and realizing as I came to I was holding a wriggling mess of black fur and hatred, there’s not much hope for the day.

But then there was this. And I can’t stop listening to it. Every time he giggles, I giggle. It is perfection on the most basic of levels and I love it so much. I immediately sent it to Poprocks. He sent me a post from Hyperbole and a Half that mentioned a place called Keuterville. All dick and fart jokes, all the time.





Put your right hand on my heart

22 06 2010

I need a new car. I’ve almost been hit (one time it was sort of my fault but mostly it was the guy being an asshole) three times in the past 24 hours. I don’t know if my car is too little, the color blends in with the rainy weather or what. But I am scared. The woman that almost merged into me this morning was putting on her mascara instead of looking to see if there was anyone in the left lane. Fucking Ohio drivers. Read the rest of this entry »





Fuck this week

18 06 2010

I’m so tired. Sooo tired. Poprocks is here. Savannah’s birthday party is tomorrow. Pool time with Wifey is scheduled. These are all things I would normally be ecstatic about. Not to mention Jason Isbell tonight and USA vs Slovenia. So why am I so blah? Read the rest of this entry »





Life with ovaries

26 03 2010

Welcome to another episode of Life with Ovaries. When we last left our heroine, she was in our nation’s capital being fabulous with her main gay and getting a sunburn because someone doesn’t care about getting wrinkles and doesn’t keep sunscreen in his house. Ahem. Read the rest of this entry »





Oh hi, Mark!

18 03 2010

I’m in DC, ya’ll. I’m running the government and shit. Read the rest of this entry »





Sunny days…

10 03 2010

Spring is approaching and with it, my happiness. Read the rest of this entry »





I can’t stay here any longer if you don’t stay.

5 02 2010

I very honestly can’t think of anything to say. I keep trying, but there’s nothing.

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Sigh no more

18 01 2010

Fuck. I’m doing it again. I’m ignoring you. Read the rest of this entry »





I am a vampire

21 10 2009

I have this horrible habit of overthinking things. Read the rest of this entry »





There’s no finer mess to be found

11 10 2009

I’ve been kind of MIA this week. Sorry. I’m just so fucking exhausted. Read the rest of this entry »








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