Of up and coming monarchs

8 10 2009

Welcome. You’re reading the blog of a champion. Read the rest of this entry »





Can you math?

17 09 2009

I am currently watching the most gorgeous sunset from Banky’s living room. Read the rest of this entry »





I won’t say hello to you in front of your friends anymore.

16 09 2009

There’s really nowhere to go from here. I mean, the last two days have kept me giggling so much and so hard, my stomach hurts. Read the rest of this entry »





Sometimes identity thieves get hungry…

16 09 2009

Leave it to my beloved Poprocks to take an awkward moment and turn it into something that very nearly caused my brain to explode. Read the rest of this entry »





Awkward: Pronunciation: \ˈȯ-kwərd\ :a : lacking social grace and assurance b : causing embarrassment

15 09 2009

Sometimes the awesomeness of being me totally overwhelms me. Is being awkward awesome? Oh. Yes. Read the rest of this entry »





The thief and the heartbreaker

30 08 2009

So I have to say, Friday was not as epic as I had hoped for. Read the rest of this entry »





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6 08 2009

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Don’t look at me with those mitten filled eyes!

30 07 2009

Where did I leave off? Oh yeah, we tried to shave the cat and hung out with MFEO.

The rest of the week was really low key. Monday we sort of ended up hanging out with the BNB all day by accident. I went to see him at work and get my present. He forgot it at home, so we went over there and played with the puppy. I also managed to steal a book and season one of Full Metal Alchemist. When we walked out of the shop, Poprocks looks at me and makes some comment about he could see why we were friends or compatible or something. After a whole 10 minutes. I’m glad every one else can see it. Whatever. If it was meant to be, it would have been.

Tuesday we didn’t do much, Banky came over and hung out and smoked some hookah and drank some beer. I got a text from facebook telling me Toast dumped me again. Via facebook message. Yep. I’m not even sad or angry this time. Just annoyed. So over it. When Banky left, Poprocks’ comment was “I can see why that went where it did”. I didn’t ask for elaboration. We spent the rest of the evening playing Mario Party on Gamecube and cracking up. We used to stay up until dawn playing that shit with Douche McGee and we’d all fall asleep in the same bed, like a bunch of puppies. I miss those days.

Wednesday we ran errands and were lazy. We decided to graduate to Mario Party for Wii. I kicked his ass in everything except boxing. We both almost had massive coronaries from boxing. He beat me and I cracked up because in the course of our 10+ year relationship I have given him at least three bloody noses. Irony. We has it.

I gifted Poprocks back to his family today. Then I left town to go see mine. I drove what felt like days, and I finally hit the border. I stopped in to see my sister at work and get a bite to eat. Everyone decided to bail on us, so we’re laying in bed reading/writing and smoking cotton candy flavored hookah. This was after and epic adventure at the grocery store. We shop for food like pregnant stoners. We got everything from english muffins to pizza and chips and salsa. It still doesn’t beat the night we bought a pie and stuff to make guacamole.

We are not going to Warped Tour as previously planned, Totoro couldn’t get off work and Dinga has to save her money for senior pictures. So Totoro and I may go shopping tomorrow for a dress for me for the wedding. It’s in September. The same day as the Lucero show. It’s in the city that Douche lives in though, so I think that’s just me being looked out for.

I am going to start reading Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy this weekend. I am excited and scared. I know it’s going to be really bloody, but I am excited to put it to the soundtrack Ben Nichols put together for me, in my head. In fact, I’m going to go listen to it now and perhaps start my book. Or go to bed. I am so old and tired.





Killing me softly

27 07 2009

I can’t sleep. Probably because my sleep pattern is all fucked up now, and maybe because there’s a lot on my mind.

First of all, I can’t even put into words how awesome it’s been having Poprocks here. Even just sitting on the couch all day watching SVU together was awesome. I can just look over my shoulder and he’s there. It’s blissful. We have laughed so hard over so many silly things.

Friday night we went to the fair with Savannah. It was an experience. I outlined all the highlights. I got my picture taken with a tiger cub. It was the best thing ever. I ate a corn dog and heard Free Bird  and saw lots of farm animals. We invented a new word. Nurpa. It’s a fopa on your neck. We got hysterical over the definition of fopa on Urban Dictionary. I had to call MFEO and leave her a voicemail. I cried the whole way through it. I could not stop laughing. I think it was the combination of hookah, cider and massive amounts of sugar. Fantastic.

Saturday we hung out with MFEO. We ran around town amusing ourselves and then went to dinner. Savannah joined us and again, we all laughed until we cried over stupid shit. I love my friends. After dinner, we went back to MFEO’s where her husband and I attempted to shave her cat. That’s not a euphemism. We really shaved her cat. Or tried to. We failed. Hard. Enre

Mr. MFEO and I were crying by the end of it. MFEO was not happy, but she should have been since Mr. MFEO and I bonded.

Today we laid around and watched SVU all day and I completely forgot about Clark’s wedding shower because I am a crappy friend. I feel like shit. I keep apologizing. My brain just got all caught up in Poprocks being here. I forgot. I fail. Space Cowboy called tonight and we talked it over. I will figure out a way to make it up to him. Read the rest of this entry »





The Fair – The list

25 07 2009

I will elaborate later, but this is a quick rundown of the AWESOME that was the fair -

  • Corn dog
  • Lemon shake-up
  • Little girls with mullets
  • The breathalyzer shack
  • Camouflage window things on the truck we parked next to
  • I GOT MY PICTURE WITH A BABY TIGER
  • I ruined said picture with my ass
  • Heard Free Bird
  • Saw KKK sheep and a sheep wearing a scarf. Oh, and the gay sheep.
  • Saw my old boss lady
  • Nubian sheep
  • A goat named after Banky (his real name, duh)
  • NURPA! (It’s a neck fopa…aka a gunt)
  • Deep fried Oreos
  • Urban Dictionary’s defintion of fopa (look it up. NOW).

Yeah, and there has been lots of hookah smoking. Life is good. Poprocks is HERE IN MAH HOWSE! Right now. He’s looking at this. I am dying. Of awesome.








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