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Sometimes identity thieves get hungry…
16 09 2009Leave it to my beloved Poprocks to take an awkward moment and turn it into something that very nearly caused my brain to explode. Read the rest of this entry »
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Awkward: Pronunciation: \ˈȯ-kwərd\ :a : lacking social grace and assurance b : causing embarrassment
15 09 2009Sometimes the awesomeness of being me totally overwhelms me. Is being awkward awesome? Oh. Yes. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: AWKWARD, banky, BNB, i'm an idiot, nola, only funny to me, only my life, poprocks, things that are awesome, TMI, totoro, why i need my own reality show, wifey
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Tags: dinga, Douche, family, get over it or get it over with, heartbreak my old friend, i'm an idiot, it cuts like a knife, knuckles, magellan, poprocks, rage, rambles, rants, tears don't matter much, things i know better than to do but do anyway, things that make me sad, things that scare me, totoro
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Killing me softly
27 07 2009I can’t sleep. Probably because my sleep pattern is all fucked up now, and maybe because there’s a lot on my mind.
First of all, I can’t even put into words how awesome it’s been having Poprocks here. Even just sitting on the couch all day watching SVU together was awesome. I can just look over my shoulder and he’s there. It’s blissful. We have laughed so hard over so many silly things.
Friday night we went to the fair with Savannah. It was an experience. I outlined all the highlights. I got my picture taken with a tiger cub. It was the best thing ever. I ate a corn dog and heard Free Bird and saw lots of farm animals. We invented a new word. Nurpa. It’s a fopa on your neck. We got hysterical over the definition of fopa on Urban Dictionary. I had to call MFEO and leave her a voicemail. I cried the whole way through it. I could not stop laughing. I think it was the combination of hookah, cider and massive amounts of sugar. Fantastic.
Saturday we hung out with MFEO. We ran around town amusing ourselves and then went to dinner. Savannah joined us and again, we all laughed until we cried over stupid shit. I love my friends. After dinner, we went back to MFEO’s where her husband and I attempted to shave her cat. That’s not a euphemism. We really shaved her cat. Or tried to. We failed. Hard. 
Mr. MFEO and I were crying by the end of it. MFEO was not happy, but she should have been since Mr. MFEO and I bonded.
Today we laid around and watched SVU all day and I completely forgot about Clark’s wedding shower because I am a crappy friend. I feel like shit. I keep apologizing. My brain just got all caught up in Poprocks being here. I forgot. I fail. Space Cowboy called tonight and we talked it over. I will figure out a way to make it up to him. Read the rest of this entry »
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The Fair – The list
25 07 2009I will elaborate later, but this is a quick rundown of the AWESOME that was the fair -
- Corn dog
- Lemon shake-up
- Little girls with mullets
- The breathalyzer shack
- Camouflage window things on the truck we parked next to
- I GOT MY PICTURE WITH A BABY TIGER
- I ruined said picture with my ass
- Heard Free Bird
- Saw KKK sheep and a sheep wearing a scarf. Oh, and the gay sheep.
- Saw my old boss lady
- Nubian sheep
- A goat named after Banky (his real name, duh)
- NURPA! (It’s a neck fopa…aka a gunt)
- Deep fried Oreos
- Urban Dictionary’s defintion of fopa (look it up. NOW).
Yeah, and there has been lots of hookah smoking. Life is good. Poprocks is HERE IN MAH HOWSE! Right now. He’s looking at this. I am dying. Of awesome.
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