I have a metric shit-ton of work to do today. So I figure I should probably blog instead of doing it. Logic. I has it.
Let’s talk about yesterday. How was your day? Was it weird? Was it awful? Did you have to clean up a gallon of dog bile excreted from both ends? No? Then let me tell you about my Wednesday. Read the rest of this entry »
Ok ya’ll. I am sick, I had my ass handed to me today by this thing we call life and I just did a shot of whiskey. It’s now or never. Let’s do this. Read the rest of this entry »
What a fucking day, ya’ll. Read the rest of this entry »
Shit, ya’ll. SHIT. Read the rest of this entry »
That’s what Jerry Falwell thinks of me anyway. Read the rest of this entry »
So I promised ya’ll Cory Branan would bring some good stories, right? As per usual, the man did not disappoint. Read the rest of this entry »
Sometimes my life is so surreal I can hardly believe I am lucky enough to be living it. Seriously. I. Am. The. Luckiest. Read the rest of this entry »
Really stressful day at work today. REALLY. Read the rest of this entry »
I forgot to mention something awesome from the rehearsal dinner evening. Read the rest of this entry »
